Altzheimers

—SAMPLE—

THORTON

P. T. Barnum, huh? I have read about him, but I can’t recall what. A humbug… Yes, they called him a humbug.

MARTA

(Excited.)

Why yes, I believe he could be “The Humbug.”

GERT

How lucky can we get? To be partners with a humbug.