{"id":122,"date":"2012-01-15T03:39:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T03:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=122"},"modified":"2021-01-24T16:37:21","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T16:37:21","slug":"evrybodys-jumpin","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=122","title":{"rendered":"Ev&#8217;rybody&#8217;s Jumpin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>&#8212;SAMPLE&#8212;<\/h2>\n<div class=\"downloads\">\n<div class=\"downloadscript\">\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?attachment_id=828\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-828\">Entire Script<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"hand\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"downloadscript2\">\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?attachment_id=927\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-927\">Entire Screenplay<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"hand-left\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WALTER<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialog\">He never rows in public. The reason why this hermit is going to jump is he doesn&#8217;t know or care what happens when you lay there six feet under: &#8220;The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. They crawl in your stomach and out of your mouth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">ERNIE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Drinks.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialog\">You are disgusting, absolutely revolting.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;SAMPLE&#8212; Entire Script Entire Screenplay WALTER He never rows in public. The reason why this hermit is going to jump is he doesn&#8217;t know or care what happens when you lay there six feet under: &#8220;The worms crawl in, the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=122\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":91,"parent":164,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-122","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/122\/revisions\/928"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/164"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/91"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}