{"id":8,"date":"2012-01-11T03:33:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T03:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2021-01-19T02:26:15","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T02:26:15","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-ponytail","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=8","title":{"rendered":"All I want for christmas is a ponytail"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>&#8212;SAMPLE&#8212;<\/h2>\n<div class=\"downloads\">\n<div class=\"downloadscript\">\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?attachment_id=864\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-864\">Entire Screenplay<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"hand\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote><p>WE see Mario in mirror: STEVE sits and as HE opens Mouth to speak.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MARIO<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialog\">I know, I know, you want a ponytail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">STEVE<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialog\">Exactly!<\/p>\n<p>MARIO sprays and tousles STEVE&#8217;S hair, looks in mirror and<br \/>\ninspired, starts to cut very quickly as hair goes flying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DONNIE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Laughing.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"dialog\">I thought you wanted a Ponytail.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;SAMPLE&#8212; Entire Screenplay WE see Mario in mirror: STEVE sits and as HE opens Mouth to speak. MARIO I know, I know, you want a ponytail. STEVE Exactly! MARIO sprays and tousles STEVE&#8217;S hair, looks in mirror and inspired, starts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/?page_id=8\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":191,"parent":23,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions\/865"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/23"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sidneygoldbergwriter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}