I Quit!

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ABRAHAM, JESUS, MUHAMMAD and BUDDHA are amazed at what THEY hear. The sun is shinning brilliantly.

GOD

Murray, since I picked you, who I trust the most to become my number one Angel to replace Izzy who replaced the Devil, Lucifer, that trouble maker who is always creating chaos and pestilence on earth which I created so long ago. I have never been happier and I now appoint you, my most trusted cohort to pick one of my ‘Good guys, my so called Prophets to replace me because as I just told you I quit!

MURAY

How can you quit? Who ever heard of God quitting?