Living Hell


We hear mechanical burr, green light on the UP elevator lights and MARK and BOBBY rush to it, go down on their knees and pray to it. After a beat green light goes off.


Damn, it never stops man. For over 25 years I’ve been praying for it to stop so I could get out of here. How come it never stops?


Because you’re here, don’t you understand? You’re going down man, to hell, where all you half-assed singers go and I’m going where I belong, up! If you weren’t here, I can assure you it would have stopped for me long ago, because my old man put a good word in for me, even though I… You never had a father did you? That’s why I’m going where you’re not, heaven.